Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for February 17, 2010
Sadie says, "My lips are so chapped. I'd give anything for some lip balm." Rudy says, "Can't help you." Sadie says, "No problem. I'll just die of SCLS, just like my mom and grandma." Sadie says, "Sudden chapped lip syndrome." Rudy says, "Who told you that my New Year's resolution is not to lose my chapstick for a whole year?" Sadie says, "It is? No one. Can I borrow it? I promise to give it right back. Medical emergency." Rudy says, "Randy!"