Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for February 12, 2010
Rudy says, "Do you have lots of extra fruit?" Sadie says, "But not enough gold?" Rudy says, "You can't live another day without the amazing gold juicer. It's practically guaranteed to puree fruit into pure gold." Sadie says, "That's right. If by 'practically' you mean 'not at all.'" CUT!!! Person says, "Amazing gold juicer, take #2." Rudy says, "Do you have lots of extra fruit?" Sadie says, "MEMEHTP!"