Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for February 03, 2010
Rudy says, "Please help me, I'm in turmoil." Person says, "What is it, my son?" Rudy says, "Apple and Google are competing vigorously." Person says, "Yes, the war of the patron saints." Person says, "As it was foretold." Rudy says, "What? You knew this was going to happen?!" Person says, "I read analyste reports. I'm not a dolt."