Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for January 20, 2010
Randy says, "First, I didn't suffer concussions when I played football. Second, I'm not a meathead. Third, how can you joke about football injuries?" Sadie says, "Joke?" Sadie says, "I feel bad for you. You're an arrested adolescent, obsessed with picking up chicks, going nowhere in your career. Obviously, that's a result of your head trauma." Sadie says, "Your brain's taken more shots than a Tiger Woods car bumper. It's gotten hit on more than a Tiger Woods waitress!" Randy says, "That's not joking?" Sadie says, "Sorry, I thought it would go over your squished head."