Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for January 16, 2010
Rudy says, "I don't understand why you get so many chicks, and I can't get the time of day." Randy says, "I'm a professional." Randy says, "I spend hours studying the craft, working on technique, and I never take rejection personally." Randy says, "Whenever a chick turns me down, I look at it simply as test marketing." Rudy says, "And when they say, 'yes'?" Randy says, "A chance to work on my breakup technique."