Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for January 12, 2010
Rudy says, "You've modified your unified theory of picking up chicks?" Randy says, "The first big change in 10 years." Randy says, "I had to account for a key change in how people relate. They have incredibly short attention spans." Randy says, "Under my old theory you used to have 45 seconds to get a chick's attention. Now you have less than 20." Rudy says, "You lost me two sentences ago. I'm tweeting." Randy says, "The love doctor rests his case."