Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 25, 2009
Mort says, "For years you've been having clandestine arguments with Beetle Bailey, Dagwood, Hagar, Mike Doonesbury?!" Sadie says, "Howd you find out?" Mort says, "How?! You wanted to get caught! I found your exchanges just lying there!" Mort says, "Dozens of long-form letters. Heartbreaking exchanges where you argue with them with the very passion I thought belonged only to us!" Mort says, "'Dear Mike, you're a lousy @#$% dirtbag. I loathe you more than Mort!'" Sadie says, "I needed a connection."