Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for August 05, 2009
Rudy says, "I'm not interested in buying new technology. What's wrong with me?" Randy says, "Don't worry." Randy says, "I went through a brief period in college where I wasn't attracted to women. I didn't want to date or even have flings." Randy says, "It was a dark, horrible abyss that felt like it would never, ever end!" Rudy says, "How is this helping?" Randy says, "Read Maxim repeatedly until it passes."