Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for September 12, 2008
"Senator McCain, you have charm but it comes from your anger and your sense of certainty." "You're a tough guy, and Obama's a pretty boy. Let's hear you say what's on your mind." "If Russia goes totalitarian, I will rip out Putin's throat and bomb it back to the Stone Ages." "Impressive start. Now threaten to fire a reporter." "Couric is going down."