Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 29, 2008
"Hey, superdelegate, give it to me straight: Do you like me, or are you just crashing here to hide from Clinton and Obama?" "Of course not." "I'm here because you're a hot, hunky stud who knows what a lady superdelegate needs." "Now kindly draw the shades, lock the door, unlist your number, and come here and smooch with me in the closet." "The last part convinced me." "And none too bright. In a good way."