Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 14, 2008
"Hey Rush Limbaugh, you better quit criticizing that hunky John McCain. Otherwise, I'm going to have to reveal the truth." "I'm going to have to tell the world the real reason behind your anger at McCain: Jealousy." "You and I had a brief fling in the '80s and you can't stand that I now prefer Hot Johnny Love." "Why do we have to find out these things this way?" "Too grossed out to answer."