Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 10, 2008
"I have an equal dislike for people - regardless of their skin color, religion or whatever other nonsense defines them." "But there are times when I take particular offense at certain, especially mindless, idiots." "Namely, I will brook no criticism of that hunky John McCain." "Criticize hot Johnny Love and risk your @#$ hide!" "'Hot Johnny Love'?"