Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for February 12, 2008
"Tonight, a spectacular new reality television show: 'Reality TV.'" On tonight's episode, network executives learn that ratings of inexpensively produced reality shows are higher than the scripted shows that they replaced." "In a wild festival, the executives get drunk, hook up with each other, get more drunk and doodle all over a tied-up Hollywood writer." "The writer will be paid by the word for each scream."