Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for September 15, 2007

Transcript:

"Breaking news, America: I am receiving results from the House of Java Internet Cafe presidential primary!" "It looks like an unusual return..." "Two votes for McCain, and single write-in votes for Steve Jobs, Eva Longoria, Milton Friedman and Nim Chimpsky." "He's a chimp named after Noam Chomsky." "You're making a mockery of this election."