Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for July 04, 2007
"What's your question, caller?" "I took your recommendation to read the new thriller 'Hooked.'" "I hated it. I thought it was convoluted and the characters were thin and the dialogue was stupid. What do you think of that, old bag?" "Fair enough. Let me suggest another title." "Try: 'Go Suck an Egg' by the writer 'Kiss my Grits'!" "Is it in paperback?"