Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for May 03, 2006
Transcript:
"We're here at House of Java Cafe at an all-too-familiar scene." "House of Java.net Cybercafe" "Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense?" "Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult." "But I'm eight! Wahhh!" "Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying."