Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 08, 2006
"Now for the news: the sales of sleeping pills are skyrocketing. But why?" "Why are Americans having trouble relaxing at night?" "We interrupt for this breaking news: Avian bird flu, killer bees, home school terrorists, an appliance that could kill you!" "Back to our top story-- a concerned media asks: why are Americans so stressed out?"