Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for June 01, 2004
"Pop quiz." "I?m ready." "You have a girl at your house for dinner. She finds a copy of maxim magazine open to a swimsuit centerfold. What do you do?" "I claim my house was ransacked by maniacs who stole the gold bracelet I bought her and left a filthy magazine in its place." "You've been studying." "Then I fake my own death."