Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 01, 2003
"I'm so sick of macho guys." "Ma'am?" "I want a conservative fellow. I won't share my life with a man who engages in that horrible, high-risk behavior!" "Philandering? Motorcyle riding? Eating too many carbs?" "Music downloading. it's a death trap!" "The record industry's got everyone freaked."