Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for July 02, 2003
"In other news, Federal officials continue to hold terrorists suspects at camp X-ray." "Sources say the officials, wary of losing face, do not want to release prisoners they've held for months." "So they continue to look for evidence of wrongdoing." "Will you admit to a parking violation?" "We know you don't recycle, punk!"