Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for January 16, 2003
"Why do you think you're right for the show?" "I was a dot-com pioneer." "'Cannibal' Xtreme reality TV tryouts today" "i believe in the healing powers of technology and gadgets, like cell phones that double as digital cameras." "Major loon." "Viewers will love it. Will these gadgets spear fish?"