Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 24, 2024

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    Ratkin  about 2 months ago

    Avoid that one called Spay-sex.

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    enigmamz  about 2 months ago

    We had a horse one in the Wal-Mart foyer, but it was broken by two teenage girls trying to impress their boyfriends.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 2 months ago

    They just need more quarters …

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Elon Musk…the early years.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    As soon as his parking meter expired Buck blasted off for the Space Nebula.

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    I remember rides like that at the grocery store when I was small. I haven’t seen them in ages.

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    AtariDragon  about 2 months ago

    No one could honestly describe our space program as “highly advanced”.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    The kid’s making an NASA himself.

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    sandflea  about 2 months ago

    Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

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    Lablubber   about 2 months ago

    I say we travel to their planet and make crop circles.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 2 months ago

    Certainly, any aliens who come to Earth will not be impressed that only a few of us have traveled as far as our moon. Unless they’re impressed in the same way we get impressed by the intelligence of pigs.

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    Munch  about 2 months ago

    Wrong NASA. That’s the Neighborhood Association of Student Affectionatos.

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    geese28  about 2 months ago

    Our budget for the program?…not so much

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