Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 30, 2023

He’s going to be abyssed off.

Watch that first step, it’s a doozy!

What a let-down! I can’t believe he’s about to fall for that old trick!

Are they bringing back sunken living rooms?

Abasement

These new styles are a slippery slope.

Surprised by? Maybe. … Pleased with? Not likely.

They’re putting the “fun” in “funnel”!

He thought it was a mis-print when the listing said “cathedral floors”.

Love that Steven Wright joke.

“…the specious open floor plan.”

A slide right into the basement?…..sign me up

Split-level?

Now that’s what I call a conversation pit,

That’s definitely an open floor.

I’m floored!

Drop in and see if you like it.

I notice it doesn’t say “pleasantly” surprised.

Don’t fall for it.

This is for anyone looking to downsize.