Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 02, 2023

What do I look like? A wizard?

No, just draw a vertical line on the right side of the F.

Turn lead into gold. Yea, yea that would be great.

Changing that grade would have been much easier when I was a kid, they were using E S M D and F rather than A B C Dand F.

Easy enough to do. Just draw another leg on the right side of that F and get a flat-top A. Lead into gold only works in fiction.

Isn’t that what your class is all about?

if you wouldn’t mind…….

just paper into gold thank you

That’s supposed to be the lab exercise

the lead into gold thing makes a lot of sense (until one understands atomic theory) … the two things are so similar except for color.

Could ya? That would make momma happy.

Both magical and mythical. Unfortunately.

Yep change lead into gold so I can buy the school and give myself an A.

Much easier to change F to A, than to change Pb to Au.

The reason he got the F was he changed gold into lead.

Bad spelling.

That AND the frog to the prince!

“Who do you think I am…Rumpel”fuc&in’"stiltskin?"