“But I’m a barn owl.” “Okay, crash into that big red building.”
My last couple of cars had antilock brakes, couldn’t make that happen. But, I could mat the gas pedal and burn rubber away.
But, what about people? the police? … It’s okay – they don’t give a hoot.
That’s not very wise, owl.
Hey Mr. Owl, how many feet is the breaking distance to get to the center of…oh, never mind.
And thus, they came to a screeching halt.
That’s my oldest. She doesn’t even lift her foot off the accelerator to let you know she’s seen it.
I call that the tooth chipper
The wiener mobile is found!
Ratkin 4 months ago
“But I’m a barn owl.” “Okay, crash into that big red building.”
landyk 4 months ago
My last couple of cars had antilock brakes, couldn’t make that happen. But, I could mat the gas pedal and burn rubber away.
Doug K 4 months ago
But, what about people? the police? … It’s okay – they don’t give a hoot.
uniquename 4 months ago
That’s not very wise, owl.
louisb1030 4 months ago
Hey Mr. Owl, how many feet is the breaking distance to get to the center of…oh, never mind.
wrytercat 4 months ago
And thus, they came to a screeching halt.
Plods with ...™ Premium Member 4 months ago
That’s my oldest. She doesn’t even lift her foot off the accelerator to let you know she’s seen it.
geese28 4 months ago
I call that the tooth chipper
jconnors3954 4 months ago
The wiener mobile is found!