Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 07, 2022

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    “But I’m a barn owl.” “Okay, crash into that big red building.”

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    landyk  4 months ago

    My last couple of cars had antilock brakes, couldn’t make that happen. But, I could mat the gas pedal and burn rubber away.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    But, what about people? the police? … It’s okay – they don’t give a hoot.

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    That’s not very wise, owl.

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    louisb1030  4 months ago

    Hey Mr. Owl, how many feet is the breaking distance to get to the center of…oh, never mind.

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    wrytercat  4 months ago

    And thus, they came to a screeching halt.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 4 months ago

    That’s my oldest. She doesn’t even lift her foot off the accelerator to let you know she’s seen it.

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    geese28  4 months ago

    I call that the tooth chipper

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    jconnors3954  4 months ago

    The wiener mobile is found!

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