Was anyone expecting brisket?
Mine used to bring them into the garage. He’s getting too old for that now.
This cracked me up good and proper!
That works for mice on the porch but how will it put toads under the bed?
For the cat?
Cats like to contribute to the family meat supply.
That gives the cat more time to work on his book.
He’s a cat of nine tales.
Amazon drone delivery. Skeet shooting with prizes.
I don’t find mine by the door, they are halfway out in the yard where I can run over it with a gas powered lawn mower.
I once had a job where the owner’s dog really liked me. It came back after being outside and dropped a rotting woodchuck’s head in my lap.