Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 07, 2021

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    stevesilver48  6 months ago

    …said which one? And just what might the mortal’s job be?

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    Ratkin  6 months ago

    You don’t see many bowler hats these days, especially indoors.

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    Concretionist  6 months ago

    There are a myriad of such jobs. Direct sales. Direct sales using phone calls. Process server. The guy who tows your illegally parked car. …

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 6 months ago

    Telemarketer.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Some people welcome death when it (he) comes – especially those who are ready for (what’s on) the “other side”.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  6 months ago

    Don’t worry. It’s over soon…

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    Jeffin Premium Member 6 months ago

    Both have dead end jobs.

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    PoodleGroomer  6 months ago

    We are not at work now. Mind your Ps and Qs.

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    philwinn  6 months ago

    funny

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    geese28  6 months ago

    2nd most thankless job…..IRS?….Politician?….

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 6 months ago

    From too much love of living,

    From hope and fear set free,

    We thank with brief thanksgiving

    Whatever gods may be

    That no life lives for ever;

    That dead men rise up never;

    That even the weariest river

    Winds somewhere safe to sea.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Funeral directors are rip-off artists. Worse than used car salesman.

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    Mayor Snorkum Premium Member 6 months ago

    A skeleton walks into a bar. “What’ll you have?” asks the bartender. “Gimme a beer—and a mop,” says Mr. Bones. And here’s Death, with beer all over the floor and him with a scythe. Get it together, Death.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  6 months ago

    Perhaps you should take a holiday.

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    Lablubber   6 months ago

    Don’t order the salmon mousse.

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    Lablubber   6 months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQNCsQqjuGw&ab_channel=Dimelives2004

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    Stephen Gilberg  6 months ago

    Bathroom graffiti editor.

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