Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 27, 2021

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    eromlig  6 months ago

    So they got the flock out of there?

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    stevesilver48  6 months ago

    Flock em, Bo!

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    Ratkin  6 months ago

    They’re on the lamb.

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    C  6 months ago

    IG nightmares

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    Superfrog  6 months ago

    Wagging their tales.

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    Gent  6 months ago

    It’s not polite to peep, Bo.

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    mikeyman  6 months ago

    Now she knows how the pastor feels.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    It’s okay, Bo. Just trust the rhyme: "Leave them alone and they’ll come home.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 6 months ago

    They up and flocked off.

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    Pickled Pete  6 months ago

    They might find themselves with Contrary Mary.

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    DudeHoldMyBearandWatchThis  6 months ago

    Mary had a little lamb

    put it on the heater

    every time he turned around

    he burned his little peter!


    Mary had a little lamb

    fed it castor oil

    everywhere that mary went

    it fertilized the soil


    Mary had a little lamb

    the doctor fainted


    Mary had a little lamb

    you’ve heard this tale before

    did you know she passed the plate

    and had a little more?


    Mary had a little lamb

    when she saw it sicken

    she sent it to chicago

    and it came back labeled “chicken.”


    mary had a little lamb

    with coat as black as soot

    and into mary’s cup of milk

    it put its dirty foot


    Mary had a little lamb

    A little steak, a little ham

    A little soda topped with fizz

    Now look how sick Mary is!


    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

    Hickory Dickory Doc.

    Mary had a little lamb,

    The doctor died of shock!


    Mary had a little lamb

    She also had a duck

    She put them on the windowsill

    To see if they would fu-fu-fall off.

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    PoodleGroomer  6 months ago

    They like their wool winter coats and are tired of the cult haircuts every spring.

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    KEA  6 months ago

    It just struck me how strange Bo Peep is for a young lady… kinda like Bambi for a male deer.

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    geese28  6 months ago

    They went and followed the man that can walk on water I guess

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    Lablubber   6 months ago

    I hope they don’t get fleeced by some charlatan.

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    Stocky One  6 months ago

    There ewe go!

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