Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 28, 2021

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    eromlig  7 months ago

    The dog didn’t know New Math?

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    stevesilver48  7 months ago

    If she ever owned a dog she’ll buy it

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    Concretionist  7 months ago

    Way back in the antediluvian when I had that kind of homework (and no backpack, either) the teacher wouldn’t accept that excuse: If your dog is a homework chewer, then keep it out of you work area. In fact none of my teachers EVER accepted ANY excuse unless it was accompanied by a parental note. With a signature that matched the one on file. I got a pass for being too sick to sit up, and my brother got a ONE DAY extension when he had to be sewn up after skidding his bike into the bob wire fence on the outside of the corner he was taking at too high a speed.

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    C  7 months ago

    Nathan for student body president!

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    Gent  7 months ago

    He brought the evidence along.

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    mikeyman  7 months ago

    I dare you to examine the evidence.

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    Kaputnik  7 months ago

    Fine. If your homework was so indigestible, then you still get an F.

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    zerotvus  7 months ago

    gotta give him an A for effort……

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    Herd of Turtles  7 months ago

    I made my homework into a paper airplane but it got hijacked.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    Thanks for the honesty, but that was part of the assignment.

    You must make sure that your homework does not get eaten.

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    geese28  7 months ago

    My brain never agreed with my homework either. Lots of constipation

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    Altar_Ego  7 months ago

    Didn’t really learn the lesson, but can regurgitate the material…

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    eolan59  7 months ago

    Worse “Show & Tell” ever

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    I once worked in a restaurant and a woman claimed that she bit into a sandwich with a bone and part of her tooth broke off. We turned it over to our insurance company. They asked for proof but she said she had spit it out into the kitchen trash can. The told her they couldn’t compensate her without proof so she shipped them the entire kitchen bag of trash to sort through it themselves. Wrong move. Claim denied.

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    Lablubber   7 months ago

    Calculus has the same effect on me.

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    RabbitDad  7 months ago

    This works if it was a cooking class.

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    He gave it a really poor grade.

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    Stephen Gilberg  7 months ago

    Give him a middling grade. Call it C food.

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    bobgreenwade  7 months ago

    With a little work on presentation, Nathan has the makings of a future defense attorney.

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    schaefer jim  7 months ago

    One of nuns called my bluff, got my knuckles whacked good.

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