Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 27, 2021

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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    Wasn’t precedent for this case set in last year’s Elmer v. MacDonald ruling?“Old MacDonald’s bull is old, E. I. E I. O! MacDonald needs a new billfold. E. I. E. I. O!”

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    Superfrog  3 months ago

    It was brand new.

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    macky87  3 months ago

    It doesn’t take much to be branded as a trouble-maker.

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    Ratkin  3 months ago

    The charges are a load of bull.

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    Farside99  3 months ago

    You may take your pound of flesh, but not one drop of blood!

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Somebody took it out of his hide.

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    mikeyman  3 months ago

    No skin off my back.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    But your honour, he’s also accused of destroying a china shop.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sounds like a good defence for January 6th.

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    RPSWEENEY11  3 months ago

    Sounds like the OJ defense.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s prime wallet material there, would have sold for top dollar too.

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    e.groves  3 months ago

    I can sympathize with the bull. I had MOHS surgery on my left ear yesterday and the doctor took a piece of flesh from my upper right arm to graft over the spot.

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hope he wins and doesn’t have to pay anything out of pocket

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Return the beef from the thief

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    Altar_Ego  3 months ago

    If the wallet fits, you must acquit!

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    He had skin in the game.

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    schaefer jim  3 months ago

    Try the glove defense.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 3 months ago

    G R O A N — Cowhide wallet, i’m assuming? LOLOL

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