Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 27, 2021

It was brand new.

It doesn’t take much to be branded as a trouble-maker.

The charges are a load of bull.

You may take your pound of flesh, but not one drop of blood!

Somebody took it out of his hide.

No skin off my back.

But your honour, he’s also accused of destroying a china shop.

Sounds like a good defence for January 6th.

Sounds like the OJ defense.

That’s prime wallet material there, would have sold for top dollar too.

I can sympathize with the bull. I had MOHS surgery on my left ear yesterday and the doctor took a piece of flesh from my upper right arm to graft over the spot.

Hope he wins and doesn’t have to pay anything out of pocket

Return the beef from the thief

If the wallet fits, you must acquit!

He had skin in the game.

Try the glove defense.

G R O A N — Cowhide wallet, i’m assuming? LOLOL