Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 03, 2021

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    stevesilver48  8 months ago

    If that’s a stone crab then hey! Make a crab-dash. I don’t see any hammers!

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    eromlig  8 months ago

    Sideways? Is that the gag, Leigh??

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    Concretionist  8 months ago

    When Son was pre-crawl age, we’d set him on the floor and he’d wiggle around until he was looking at something interesting. Then he’d try to go to it. Alas, the only way he could move around was by rolling. Sideways. He’d re-orient and do it again. About the 2nd or 3rd time, he’d break into cries of absolute RAGE. We were ALL glad when he figured out how to crawl.

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    “Crabs Walk Sideways” by the Smothers Brothers

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MInKXGQfWp8

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    Kaputnik  8 months ago

    I see the problem. Look at the sign. Sideways is okay, but you need to walk like an Egyptian.

    I miss the 80s.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk

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    geese28  8 months ago

    Move like the knight chess piece

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    Lablubber   8 months ago

    Unfortunately, his name is Louis.

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    Prawnclaw  8 months ago

    It was far toooo clever for me. But hey, listen to ‘crabsody blues’ by AC-DC, perhaps their very best song!

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    We’re gonna have have some crab blooie.

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    robolt  8 months ago

    Sidlewalk

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    Stephen Gilberg  8 months ago

    I’ve seen crabs walk forwards. They’re just faster sideways.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 8 months ago

    Press the other button.

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