Whoever says punctuation doesn’t matter should read this, note the comma, and go pluck themselves.
Yeah, they met the gentleman in the white suit, called himself a colonel too!!
the authorities suspect fowl play…
Invite them for dinner.
Waiter: “Yes, SIR, we WILL take you back to the kitchen to talk to the ‘idiot’ who made the sign…he’s our chef, as it happens…”
Waiter: Right this way customers. Btw if you’re feeling cold might I recommend the oven booth?
But for the “comma” the chicken was cooked.
Is that a chicken sandwich board?
Wow! That Lydia could feather my nest anytime.
“Let’s eat grandma!”
I have been known to fix signs at work at well. If you’re typing on a computer, there’s no need for misspelled words.
With Covid and all, I think the all you can eat buffet are a thing of the past.
Punctuation is important. My wife heard a radio announcer say this: “Saipov said President Trump should get the death penalty.”Now was that supposed to be:“Saipov,” said President Trump, “should get the death penalty”?It sounded like number 1.
First I mistook the pen for a knife.
Unfortunately for them, the owner of the establishment was an Oxford alumnus.
As a proofreader myself, I completely applaud your actions, Henry. By the way, you were delicious.
stevesilver48 3 months ago
Whoever says punctuation doesn’t matter should read this, note the comma, and go pluck themselves.
SHIVA 3 months ago
Yeah, they met the gentleman in the white suit, called himself a colonel too!!
gopher gofer 3 months ago
the authorities suspect fowl play…
mikeyman 3 months ago
Invite them for dinner.
Sir Ruddy Blighter 3 months ago
Waiter: “Yes, SIR, we WILL take you back to the kitchen to talk to the ‘idiot’ who made the sign…he’s our chef, as it happens…”
geese28 3 months ago
Waiter: Right this way customers. Btw if you’re feeling cold might I recommend the oven booth?
Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago
But for the “comma” the chicken was cooked.
Herd of Turtles 3 months ago
Is that a chicken sandwich board?
Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago
Wow! That Lydia could feather my nest anytime.
Nyckname Premium Member 3 months ago
“Let’s eat grandma!”
Mentor397 3 months ago
I have been known to fix signs at work at well. If you’re typing on a computer, there’s no need for misspelled words.
PO' DAWG Premium Member 3 months ago
With Covid and all, I think the all you can eat buffet are a thing of the past.
Ratkin 3 months ago
Punctuation is important. My wife heard a radio announcer say this: “Saipov said President Trump should get the death penalty.”Now was that supposed to be:“Saipov,” said President Trump, “should get the death penalty”?It sounded like number 1.
Stephen Gilberg 3 months ago
First I mistook the pen for a knife.
Lablubber 3 months ago
Unfortunately for them, the owner of the establishment was an Oxford alumnus.
paullp Premium Member 3 months ago
As a proofreader myself, I completely applaud your actions, Henry. By the way, you were delicious.
Stocky One 3 months ago