Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 26, 2020

It was a dark and stormy night …

If it was pencil then they would go after John Wick

If you just put up a small fenced in area in the lawn, it will stay there for quite awhile. Because the pen is mightier than the sward.

Now, find some one named “Scripto” and you’ll have your man…

The writer knows how to make a killing.

Obviously, the butler did it. He always liked to write murder mysteries in his spare time.

A Bic? We’re looking for a very frugal killer.

His pen pal was a backstabber.

Hey, look, George, this Bic still writes!

Remember the Bic pen commercial where it was shot from a rifle? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRLCjrzG4q8&ab_channel=ziptab

No inked outline of the body?

anyone see John Wick nearby?

Was this an episode of ‘Murder She Wrote’ ?

Looks like a cult killing to me. The Bic Clique.

It was Nicky from Casino.

He got ‘bic-ed’.

Mrs. Fletcher’s getting sloppy