Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 13, 2020

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    Concretionist  about 1 year ago

    Must be pretty hard to get a drink in that condition. Though maybe “down the hatch”?

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    eromlig  about 1 year ago

    You have to be real careful when you give head these days.

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    Zykoic  about 1 year ago

    Sexual cannibalism. Never copulate with a hungry female. Dinner first.

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    LilyGilder  about 1 year ago

    Looks like he fell head over heels for her.

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Sometimes the foreplay is better than the the aftermath

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 year ago

    If you can keep your head when all about you

    Are losing theirs …

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    When will they learn not to lose their head for a female.

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    Cary Rodda Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean? Say no more!

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member about 1 year ago

    What if a prying mantis only gets to first base?

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    chromosome Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Maybe he could be saying “Ya gonna drink that?”

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    Lablubber   about 1 year ago

    She even took the head on his beer.

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    gopher gofer  about 1 year ago

    the only thing for it is to drown yourself in drink once you’ve lost your head…

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    geese28  about 1 year ago

    He got hehe AHEAD of himself

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    tinstar  about 1 year ago

    As a lover, his date was head, and shoulders, above the rest.

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    paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’m having trouble believing they would use the expression, “got lucky.” Can’t quite put my finger on it, but for some reason it just doesn’t seem to fit . . .

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