Not very bright is he.
Also good for splatting ants and spiders.
What to do when the clocks move back in November?
That will be $20 dollars please.
Or kids being mystified at seeing a rotary telephone!!!!
So dumb he couldn’t get an egg timer working even with instructions on the bottom, eh?
When you lay an hourglass on it’s side does time standstill?
Wrap a string around the middle and let it roll up and down to waste time.
Wants to make sure he`s on time for his job interview at the White House.
There’s a grain of truth to this one.
That boy’s kind of on the dumb side of stoopid.