Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 17, 2012

Ah, the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

Shouldn’t ghostwriter’s block work the other way around?

How do you tell the life story of a ghost. Well just in keeping with the spirit of things you could tell about the time your mom scared you stiff by putting to much starch in your bath,or the time you where hung out dry after that bedwetting incident. Then there’s the time you spent in the music industry. Too bad sheet music went the way of the 45’s. But don’t get too wrapped up in yourself and forget to talk about the movies you’ve made. The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, and who could forget Ghost. So get an afterlife and just go for it.

Maybe because your hands keep going through the keyboard.

Now honey, don’t let your spirit down.

Don’t miss Cornered today for more on this subject

Just refer to yourself in the third person, and off you go!

…a ghostwriters blog?

Go haunt a house then tell of your chilling experience.