Bird: Where am I supposed to live... If you store all your walnuts up here?
Squirrel: My cousin will find you a place. He's a licensed realtor!
Squirrel 2: Well...it's a temporarily suspended license.
This is just so wrong. Squirrels are supposed to bury nuts. That’s how we end up with so many trees…
Is that why they call it a Nut-House???
One of my girlfriends pulled out boxes of clothes from her attic to do a seasonal change and as she pulled out the clothes, she noticed acorns neatly placed between layers of clothing. She only uses sealable plastic boxes now.
You squirrels need to find a different place to store your walnuts.