Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for July 19, 2013
Rose: Aunt Betty moved...we'll have to send a house-warming gift! Jimbo: Gift? Jimbo: What kind of gift? Rose: Oh, I don't know...a houseplant is always a nice idea! Plant: Does that mean one of us is leaving? Plant: I won't go! I have seniority! Plant: Hide me!