He BELONGS with the orange mistake: EVERYTHING is a transaction. Right now, he needs help (for elections) so he wants the folks who might vote GQP to feel like he helped them.
Fortunately DeSatan’s mouth has two sides. One to beg Biden and the federal government for free money to help his rich friends rebuild and the other to attack Biden and the federal government for wasting money on those poor people that don’t deserve it.
Just what is it with the white boots for crying out loud? Are they left over from his days as a Go-Go girl? Did he get together with Cawthorn and have a time where they dressed up as Nancy Sinatra? Goodness gracious
Why should the rest of us help selfish ron desantis and his Cuban pals? I didn’t tell his Granpa to come here from Italy, did I? These people they ….. they should …..uh
(Oh, wait a minute, I was channeling the spirit of the g.o.p., I’m sorry.)
DeSantis now says that the MSM wished the hurricane on Florida!! Shocked that he didn’t blame Biden, but he needs the money to fly out immigrants from TX!!!
I don’t care who you are, If you are in lockstep with your chosen party (be it Dem, Repub,ANP,CPFR,CPC,etc) you have given up a lot of your freedom and liberty.
Like most “don’t need your authority” grifters, they only need you when THEY want money or to look good for their base. Till then, it’s “We’ll show you who’s boss”.
Ron DeSatan in One Act: "Biden is Evil, Biden Isn’t President, Biden is Terrible!!’ WHOOOSSHHH!!! “Biden is my buddy and he will give us money! Biden is great! Biden is wonderful!”
DeSantis will get the aid he needs, will take credit for everything President Biden does for Florida, then go back to scare tactics dissing the Democratic Party, and trying to claim Florida did it all by themselves with no help from the Blue States that will be largely footing yet another Red State’s disaster bill.
There should be no/limited federal help to those that aren’t adequately insured for disaster. I think farmers have to carry crop insurance to qualify for full assistance in federal disaster programs.
Erse IS better over 1 year ago
He BELONGS with the orange mistake: EVERYTHING is a transaction. Right now, he needs help (for elections) so he wants the folks who might vote GQP to feel like he helped them.
brwydave Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s a very flexible fella – don’t-ya think?
Patjade over 1 year ago
Funny how him and every other Republican voted against such aid, even for Florida. Now they come with their hands out for the aid they voted against.
LookingGlass Premium Member over 1 year ago
Here’s an idea … maybe “Brandon” should get a few C-17’s to fly low over the devested areas and drop some paper towels to the traumatized!!!
/SHNARK/
mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago
Trump’s hair. Now DeSantis’ frumpy look. I like it.
FrankErnesto over 1 year ago
Maybe Ian is what the Republicans meant by ‘trickle down’.
jessegooddoggy over 1 year ago
Yep.
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 1 year ago
DeathSatan’s brain should explode with the flip-flopping he does. Oh, right – he doesn’t have one.
Direwolf over 1 year ago
Fortunately DeSatan’s mouth has two sides. One to beg Biden and the federal government for free money to help his rich friends rebuild and the other to attack Biden and the federal government for wasting money on those poor people that don’t deserve it.
docachon over 1 year ago
De Santa Claus will use Uncle Joe’s money and claim as his own generosity.
WickWire64 over 1 year ago
Just what is it with the white boots for crying out loud? Are they left over from his days as a Go-Go girl? Did he get together with Cawthorn and have a time where they dressed up as Nancy Sinatra? Goodness gracious
rossevrymn over 1 year ago
Of course it’s what the right-wing populist do………….right, guys?:
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
‘’Get Biden on the phone …. Joe, ole buddy, ole pal, we need money Joe and lots of it.’’
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
Why should the rest of us help selfish ron desantis and his Cuban pals? I didn’t tell his Granpa to come here from Italy, did I? These people they ….. they should …..uh
(Oh, wait a minute, I was channeling the spirit of the g.o.p., I’m sorry.)
Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
There are Ukrainians more deserving.
LeeGP over 1 year ago
I hear Nancy Sinatra wants her walking boots back.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
DeSantis now says that the MSM wished the hurricane on Florida!! Shocked that he didn’t blame Biden, but he needs the money to fly out immigrants from TX!!!
klbdds over 1 year ago
I don’t care who you are, If you are in lockstep with your chosen party (be it Dem, Repub,ANP,CPFR,CPC,etc) you have given up a lot of your freedom and liberty.
Sgt. Snorkle over 1 year ago
The old saying goes be careful about what you say you might regret it someday!
Lydushka over 1 year ago
Like most “don’t need your authority” grifters, they only need you when THEY want money or to look good for their base. Till then, it’s “We’ll show you who’s boss”.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago
Radish the wordsmith over 1 year ago
Republigoons are lying hypocrites.
Ally2005 over 1 year ago
DeRacist still wants his name on all checks issued by FEMA.
knottytippet over 1 year ago
When authoritarian thinking has destroyed your ability to recognize hypocrisy…
readfred over 1 year ago
I feel bad for ds; the people of Florida are getting in the way of his push for a Presidential nomination…
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 1 year ago
Nicely concise. (Love the boots.)
Free Radical over 1 year ago
It’s a small mind after all…sung to the tune of…..
bxclent Premium Member over 1 year ago
VOTE BLUE
GiantShetlandPony over 1 year ago
DeSantis will get the aid he needs, will take credit for everything President Biden does for Florida, then go back to scare tactics dissing the Democratic Party, and trying to claim Florida did it all by themselves with no help from the Blue States that will be largely footing yet another Red State’s disaster bill.
banjoAhhh! over 1 year ago
DeSantis is like a kid. He wants his parents to stay out of his life until he needs something from them.
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
“A hand full of gimme and a mouth full of much obliged.”
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
Any hockey fans out there? Remember when the LA Kings had white skates?
I think it was the Kings, an expansion team, oh crud, now I’m not sure it was hockey
pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago
Rob, wonderful rendering of deSatan ♥♥
Li'l Dale over 1 year ago
What is with the white boots???
HskrPhan over 1 year ago
There should be no/limited federal help to those that aren’t adequately insured for disaster. I think farmers have to carry crop insurance to qualify for full assistance in federal disaster programs.