Rob Rogers for September 27, 2022

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 months ago

    When Muhammad Ali said “I am the greatest”, it wasn’t because he just THOT he was, he could back it up. With this guy, you keep waiting for the noun that follows. Suggestions?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Crimes? GUILTY!!!

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    apfelzra Premium Member 5 months ago

    How many readers remember Johnny Carson’s shtick “Karnak the Great”? It’s Donald the Dork!

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    Kabana_Bhoy  4 months ago

    Send him to United States Penitentiary, Coleman in Florida. It would be fitting to send him there, after all, he granted a full presidential pardon to a former inmate .

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    erik.vanthienen  4 months ago

    “Confederacy?” – “Restored!”

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member 4 months ago

    Shouldn’t the first one, “Declassified,” be a thought balloon instead of a word balloon? And remember, in that same speech he claimed just the act of sending them to Mar-A-Lago by itself was sufficient to declassify them!

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 4 months ago

    Lock him up!

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    wolfiiig  4 months ago

    I tried thinking that I was young, handsome, and wealthy! It didn’t work :(

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    guyjen2004 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Reminds me of the old Carson bit: Carnac?

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    Direwolf  4 months ago

    It’s actually pretty typical for malignant narcissists to think that if they believe something is true then it is in fact is true.

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    johnhbaggett  4 months ago

    Another day more lies from Rogers. Today he’s lying about President Trump once again this time about the Jan. 6th thing. The truth Rob won’t tell you so I will Pelosi is the one that orchestrated the whole Jan. 6th incident by having BLM and Antifa dress up like Trump supporters wearing MAGA caps etc and mix in with the Trump supporters and they are the ones that did the rioting and the damages to the Capitol Building not the Trump supporters. Rob can’t go a day without lying about President Trump you see he has Trump living rent-free inside his head. Rogers is absolutely consumed with President Trump he’s all Rob can think about all day long and even in his sleep at night thinking of new lies to say about him. Rob’s dang near as good a liar as Biden and Pelosi is such a good little Democrat…

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    The Nodding Head  4 months ago

    Cancer is a horrible disease, very difficult to expel from the infected body. So also The Malignant Megalomaniac.

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    rossevrymn Premium Member 4 months ago

    We needed the 5th frame for “Undervalued” for the same assets, depending on whether the audit is coming from the IRS or Deutsche Bank.

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    winowino Premium Member 4 months ago

    Well done, RR!!

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    Dump might very well get away with his part in the insurrection, just as he was declared not punishable of two impeachments. But, tax fraud. embezzlement, and mishandling of funds, you know things having to do with money, well, that’s another matter.

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    shw123  4 months ago

    After Trump became president, I was naturally moved to come up with analogies to illustrate how incompetent the guy was as per completing the relevant tasks that go with the job. Consider a janitor. (Qualification: My first teaching spot was in a school in a rural area, and this is how much the janitor/maintenance guy was respected there: No one cared if the principal was out for the day, but if this guy didn’t come in for some reason we teachers figured the students should be sent back home, his presence being that vital to various operations there in the building.) Okay, uh, janitors clean up the messes made by other employees. So imagine a janitor that, when called to take care of such a situation, tells the head guy that he’ll “think about it.” Boss: “Joe, clean up on Aisle 7 needed – somebody knocked a jar of pickles off of the shelf.” Joe: “Boss, I’ll think about it. And have it cleaned up in no time.” Boss: “Joe, you’re fired.” And what about all of those salesmen out there, the ones that gotta put up big paper charts on easels in meeting rooms and show the higher-ups how business is going? How many of those dudes, accompanied by a bar graph showing that business is in the toilet, could simply take a Sharpie and miraculously make it look like profits are through the roof? Higher-up: “Uh, did you just raise that sales bar from a loss of 34 million to a profit of 2 billion? How did that happen?” Salesman: “I just thought about it, and this Sharpie helped too.” Higher-up: “We all love Donald Trump. He can do goofy stuff like you just did, and he can do it the whole time he’s the most powerful man in the world, and even after he’s no longer the US President. And we’ll still support him. But we’ll not tolerate such incompetence from you. You have one hour to clean out your desk.” I’ll stop.

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    DASch  4 months ago

    Worst President ever

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    Joan Tinnin Premium Member 4 months ago

    I just heard that he may have thought “declassified “. Is there no end to this f***ing idio.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    @Diane Lee: Don’t give the troll the satisfaction of a response. That’s what they feast on and live for. Just starve it to death.

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    bbenoit  4 months ago

    Too many brain farts, he needs to change his diet.

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    cactusjack99 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Evil, corrupt, low IQ, ugly, fat, immoral, aahhh,,, the trump list goes on and on, but nowhere in that list is the word “competent”. The ugly fat man is a total loser, and it’s time he went to jail. In the meantime folks, get ready to VOTE REPUBLICANS OUT OF OFFICE! ANY REPUBLICAN, ANY OFFICE, IF HE/SHE IS UP FOR RE-ELECTION, VOTE THEM OUT!!!!

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s FATUS’ version of Karnak — it’s called Karnal.

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    willie_mctell  4 months ago

    “The power to cloud men’s minds.” And women too.

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    The word “thoughtless” has more than one meaning.

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    moosemin  4 months ago

    If Johnny Carson was still with us, he could have had a lot of fun at the expense of trump doing his Carnac the Magnificent! act!

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    wolfiiig  4 months ago

    A great carnival side show act!

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    johnhbaggett  4 months ago

    poor old Rob he is so infatuated with President Trump he has him living inside his head rent-free you see he can’t say anything good about Biden because he’s been a disaster while President Trump was one of the best presidents this country ever had so Rob has to lie about president Trump. It’s a common disease amongst Democrats it’s called the Trump Derangement Syndrome.

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    yimhere  4 months ago

    If this clown wasn’t so dangerous, his train wreck might almost be humorous?

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    MFRXIM Premium Member 4 months ago

    A: What you get when you elect a con man.

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