Rob Rogers for February 02, 2022

The speech balloon on Trump/Phil should be talking out the other end.

tRump will not go quietly into the night. Everything he does can be accurately predicted based on his psychopathologies; especially malignant narcissism, complicated by early dementia, long term drug abuse, low intelligence, incompetence and all encompassing assholery.

The purpose of tRump’s rally is to plant the seeds for his next insurrection. He is calling his supporters to arms and to go to war for him when he is indicted. He is committing more crimes by promising pardons to those who help him and again inciting violence.

He cannot go to prison soon enough.

Today on 2-2-22, I was unpleasantly surprised there weren’t any time-loop ‘Ground Hog Day’ -themed movies running, including the original.

And you might think the espousal of a humorless ‘Lord of the Rings’ marathon or going to tЯц☠p hate-rallies would likewise be a drooling, knuckle-dragging jaw-slacker? Might’s well try to break the world’s record to watch the 807-hour ‘Logistics’ movie in its entirety (with minimum mandatory sanity and sanitary breaks), though it’d easily take you past the Ides next month to finish. I reckon it’d likewise be a passive neuron-killing experience involving a total forfeiture of daily life participation – which is the whole point of both the 807-hour movie and the hate rallies. I guess…

“incompetence and all encompassing assholery.” – that would fall under ICD10 FO6* ?

That is a pig, not a groundhog he is holding.

Right wingers accept predictions from rodents and deny climate scientists.

Careful where you point the action end.

Apologies to all groundhogs for the depiction of Rumpxsutawney Shill.

The main problem is that never in their wildest dreams did our founding fathers imagine that their country would EVER be “led” by a petulant “man-child” such as Trump!

You cannot protect against what you cannot envision.

That’s the first truthful thing he’s said in decades.

That fat blowgut lying cheating piece of slime ball puke,,,, needs to be gone. Can’t someone run over him with a Buick?

And now Trumpelthinskin is calling out Jeff Zucker’s resignation from CNN for not disclosing a relationship with a co-worker a “sleazeball!” Oh, the irony. Oh, the hypocrisy. “Hello, Kettle? This is Pot. You’re black!”…

Just be careful of the back end, he don’t care who he shits on friend, foe or family.

As we know from every psychological and biological study ever conducted, people tend to keep doing the things they get rewarded for. Why should the King of Lies stop now? Look how well it’s worked for him his entire life.

As long as we’re wishing, I wish he’d (virtually) self-immolated just a LITTLE BIT BETTER so we could have been love/hating that HRC won. Or, sure, that the Democrats had run a smarter campaign (a low bar).

Be careful … he’s about to poop in your face

His wife says he is a compulsive liar.

Actuarially it is closer to six years. Of course a couple of more burgers and that could be reduced.

That is one ugly groundhog.

The man with the grotesque beard is… Cruz? And he’s getting ready to plant his lips!

basically

At first I was wondering why on earth would he look up the tail-pipe?

Then I realized this model delivers from the front

In this case, it wasn’t the Shadow he was looking at.

It was the Size of the Hemorrhoids.

It looks like PETA won and sent a very defective animatronic substitute for our much-cherished groundhog…