Rob Rogers for March 25, 2020

I guess “whole” must be the intent. But I had to think about it pretty hard. The world would be a better place if he weren’t allowed to talk. Or twittify.

Straight to the rectum.

No self respecting e-coli bacterium would touch lips that filthy.

No mask can hold him.

“Why won’t trump get a deadly virus, professional courtesy.” An old joke updated for the times.

I like the detail of the flashed ‘white power’ sign.

A hole is right.

Spewing swampy crap daily

Easter go back to work. Sure we will as surely as we will go out to the old ball game. Hump’s fear driven fantasies.

“Who was that unmasked man?”

“The Lone Prevaricator!”

“Da-da-Dumb, da-da-Dumb, da-da-Dumb-Dumb-Dumb!”

He shut down the pandemic preparedness directorate, continues not to order more masks, gowns, etc., and continues to ignore the advice of professionals. He will kill millions of Americans, as a consequence of his business-as-usual approach.

“Hey everybody, the bad times are over and America will be okay by Easter! Stand up and cheer!”- playing the role of Jimmy Duggan is Donnie Trump.

Meanwhile, Americans find ways to cope. I’m currently quoting 3.8% as the over/under on the proportion of holiday babies this year who will be named “Corona”.

Trump’s GLORY HOLE of Government Approach.