Robert Ariail for July 15, 2020

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    RAGs  almost 2 years ago

    How about “Trump Suckers”?

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    How about just the “Skins”? Everyone else can be “Shirts”. It would save a lot on uniforms.

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    Concretionist  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve been pushing for “The Anal Sphincters”… but I like “The Invertebrates” quite well.

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    Swamp things.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The Get Us Outa Heres.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I have some other suggestions, BUT the moderator would have a coronary IF I mentioned them here…

    /smirk/

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    All the above suggestions seem to associate the team with Trump and his party. Since I don’t follow sports, I have no idea whether they have openly — or even “quietly” — supported that brand of politics.

    But either way, I propose that the team’s new name should reflect pride in the founding principle of the country of which the District is the capital. Therefore, they should be renamed “the Democrats”.

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    FrankErnesto  almost 2 years ago

    The “Shredders”?

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    superposition  almost 2 years ago

    I would rather the team had a proactive name instead of perpetuating a myth of perpetual discord and dysfunctionality in DC.

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    Vidrinath Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I cannot say I track written NFL rules but they seem to have a Team Location and a one word name (49ers is a weak spot in my logic). The “Red Ink” wouldn’t fit that but the others would. I would go with The Washington Deplorables.

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    Pogostiks Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Washington White-washers

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    bmburns  almost 2 years ago

    I vote for the bootlickers. Concise, accurate. Perhaps the spineless bootlickers?

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    e.groves  almost 2 years ago

    The LOBBYISTS.

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    DaBoogadie  almost 2 years ago

    Just ‘Washington’…if the fans can’t figure that out, God bless ’em.

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    jhroos  almost 2 years ago

    Ass kissers!

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    OldCoal  almost 2 years ago

    IMHO, it’ll either be Warriors or WindTalkers. Given they’d be sharing Warriors with a ridiculous number of franchises, and trademark would be insanely complex, they’ll probably go WindTalkers.

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    ed27  almost 2 years ago

    The wipe-outs if the previous few years are anything to go by…

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Trumpholes.

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    The Love of Money is . . .  almost 2 years ago

    The Pandemic Money Makers

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    fishbulb239  almost 2 years ago

    If they did move back to DC – “The Unrepresented.”

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    MG  almost 2 years ago

    The Greasy Palms

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Washington Warriors with an image of trump as their mascot. They could follow an establish tradition of leaving carnage where ever they go… winning not so much but then that is nothing new for the team anyway.

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    Madzdad the bard  almost 2 years ago

    Rednecks

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The nickname for Washington’s offensive line used to be the Hogs, so why not go with that? Or combine the two and call the team the Pigskins?

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    Michael G.  almost 2 years ago

    The Washington Cork Soakers?

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    DrDon1  almost 2 years ago

    The problem is far larger than the name of Washington’s NFL team! The Kakistocracy led by #45 is ruining America!

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The stinking racists.

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    lobo1939  almost 2 years ago

    I go with bootlickers

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    Wlly Blly  almost 2 years ago

    Aww man, did you have to do that? Other people besides politicians live here, you know.

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    tompet  almost 2 years ago

    The 1%ers!

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    walkingmancomics  almost 2 years ago

    Washington Invertebrates. Yeah. I like that—

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    Johnny on the Spot  almost 2 years ago

    I like the bootlickers logo.

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Snyder’s Spyders.

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    BJSmith1  almost 2 years ago

    How about the Swamp Monsters? More fun for the cartoonists.

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    wsedrel Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    …how about anti-fascist? Or progressive? Should a Native American school continue to name their team “Lying Palefaces” (actually happened)?

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    wsedrel Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Also: Hey, I got an idea: a car engine w/no dipstick: ’twould never run low on oil!

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    ragsarooni Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    THE BOOTLICKERS….unless A$$ Ki$$er is available….just a thought ;-)

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    bakana  almost 2 years ago

    I’m torn between One and Four.

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    jtt  almost 2 years ago

    I was kinda thinking the Overseers, you know, what with Creeks being slave owners and fighting for the Confederacy and all that. ;-)

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    Boomer Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Ooh ooh! The Washington Grifters.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The Colonists.

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