Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 08, 2024

Slow day for facts.

The Nuclear divers get glowing reviews for their work performance.

Why did the jellyfish run away from me?

It was spineless.

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Jellyfish and politicians are pretty similar.

They don’t have hearts or brains, only stomachs.

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What’s the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One’s a spineless, poisonous blob and the other is a form of sea life.

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Wife: “I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it!”

Husband: [peeing on jellyfish] “This is for stinging my wife.”

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Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains

This gives me hope for humanity.

I found a piece of celery on my desk at work today.

I think I’m being stalked.

Nuclear Divers. Great name for a rock band. Heavy metal?

Unclear divers only plunge into murky waters.

Before orthodonture, I had spiral teeth.

Those divers will never need a night light.

I wonder if those divers have to meet the same qualifications as the “jumpers” did at Fukishima

I’m wondering if the cookiecutter shark (Isistius brasiliensis) is descended from Helicoprion shark somehow.

Are we quite sure the shark was a species unto itself and not just a few deformed individuals?

I had no notion there were nuclear divers. Im impressed with them.

Turtles will eat jellyfish. I don’t know if anything else likes them…

Do the divers need flashlights?