I know they mean the movie industry, and not actually the city of “Hollywood”, but it puts an image in my head of the city actually moving… in the dead of night… while nobody is watching.
So the other day I ducked into a small gift shop, and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?”
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi lover. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he’s so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes… the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. But I didn’t care. Luckily, my car was parked around the corner.
Hollywood began with Thomas Edison. Since he didn’t want to hire Jewish actors and hired thugs to destroy movie sets because he felt that he owned the rights to any and all films made since he filed the first patent for the motion picture camera. So Hollywood move to California.
I have no idea what they’re saying in that Hollywood bit…wait, do they mean the movie industry? I guess that’s what they mean. THey do know that Hollywood is a town yes? The Charlie Chaplain one doesn’t seem very RBION…
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
WOW, Edisons Patents did cause film makers to move Cali, besides the weather
VictorJulison 3 months ago
I know they mean the movie industry, and not actually the city of “Hollywood”, but it puts an image in my head of the city actually moving… in the dead of night… while nobody is watching.
chaosed2 3 months ago
It wasn’t ‘Hollywood’, it was “Hollywoodland” until some of the letters fell down.
pearlsbs 3 months ago
There wasn’t a place in New York and New Jersey named Hollywood that moved to California. It was the film industry that moved to Hollywood.
laalmanac.com/history/hi740.php
Pickled Pete 3 months ago
Parking Tickets
So the other day I ducked into a small gift shop, and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?”
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi lover. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he’s so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes… the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. But I didn’t care. Luckily, my car was parked around the corner.
joe piglet Premium Member 3 months ago
Sovcit: ‘my car is napping, not parking’
zodal 3 months ago
Hollywood began with Thomas Edison. Since he didn’t want to hire Jewish actors and hired thugs to destroy movie sets because he felt that he owned the rights to any and all films made since he filed the first patent for the motion picture camera. So Hollywood move to California.
MJ Premium Member 3 months ago
People remember Astoria and Jersey but tend to forget the brief time that Jacksonville became the world’s movie capitol.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
I bet some of the “Hollywood” people took flight to avoid paying those traffic and parking tickets. Just like the Dodgers skipping town.
LAFITZGERALD 3 months ago
Oh, wow – that’s a great panel of such interesting historical trivia!!
hk Premium Member 3 months ago
New York, a typical blue city, raising taxes and taxing everything but the air, but they won’t make criminals pay.
moondog42 Premium Member 3 months ago
NYC could easily cover those tickets if they just forbid the NYPD from racking up fake overtime hours.
Bilan 3 months ago
Time magazine was only 2 years old when they put Chaplin on the cover.
yangeldf 3 months ago
Look it up, Edison was a dick! (sing that as a jingle, it came from a Family Guy cutaway)
Dan Tooker 3 months ago
I had a parking ticket from NYC in the 1970’s I never paid. Come and get me copper!
Ron Bauerle 3 months ago
saturdayeveningpost. com/2021/03/thomas-edison-the-unintentional-founder-of-hollywood/
Leroy 3 months ago
Believe it or Not, it’s Sunday!
therese_callahan2002 3 months ago
Where’s today’s strip?
Guy from southern Indiana 3 months ago
It’s deja vu all over again. Today’s comic resembles yesterday’s comic.
James Wolfenstein 3 months ago
On July 7th, 2024, BION didn’t post a strip on … at least not by the time I took my breakfast…
stevesabe 3 months ago
rerun
kaycstamper 3 months ago
Today’sGo to Ripley’s then cartoon
oakie817 3 months ago
believe it or not: no Sunday believe it or not
azardoz 3 months ago
Here it is:
Www.ripleys.Com/cartoons/cartoon-07-07-2024
What a stupid way to do the date.
JohnShirley1 3 months ago
I have no idea what they’re saying in that Hollywood bit…wait, do they mean the movie industry? I guess that’s what they mean. THey do know that Hollywood is a town yes? The Charlie Chaplain one doesn’t seem very RBION…