Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 05, 2022

Well, in a way humans can drink from both ends. Rectal hydration has been used to re-hydrate people that are severely dehydrated and are unconsciousness or for other reasons can’t drink water orally.

That’s so yucky about wood lice. Cue the Uranus jokes yet again! Sometimes, this comic is Ripley’s Don’t Want to Know it or Not!

A short one for today:- Patrick’s wife had just gone into labour so he called the local Dublin hospital and spoke to the intern on duty, “Quick! send an ambulance, me wife’s just gone into labour”. "Is this her first baby?, the intern asked. “No, this is her husband, Patrick, speakin”. Groan if ye like, Birdman, out.

Doctor’s orders: “Take two suppositories, drink plenty of liquids & call me in the morning.”

Watercolors just took on a whole new meaning.

Yep. Building things up then blowing them up, it’s the cycle of life. We learn this at early age from Teacher and blackboard. ~ Emperor Bao Dong Hu Yu, failed every class but revered by so many other failures and now I am quoted so there and here you are reading it ha ha haha ha.

Take care, may motel bedroom painting artist Ronnie “The Pawn Shops Take The Elvis On Black Velveteen Stuff But Motel 6 Buys My Landscapes Because I Also Supply The Hook On The Correct End Of The Frame Which Stopped Them From Hanging Most Of Them Upside Down” Waterthorne be with you, and gesundheit.

And in 2020, China demolished large swaths of the earth’s population with one virus.

I’ll bet it makes it easy for Cristini to wash his brushes between colors.

What color is wet???

Alberto: Why?

One for today:- When Mick started a new job on a London building site he was put on half wages because the boss reckoned he was just a “dumb Paddy”..After a couple of months Mick walks into his bosses office and demands a raise in wages.. “What makes you think you’re worth more money now?” His boss inquired..“I’m smarter than you think boss, I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” beamed Mick..“How long did it take you?” asked the foreman.“Well, the box said “3 to 5 Years” but I did it in 3 weeks.".Birdman. Out.

Are those call water color paintings?

real handy for cleaning brushes