Some brown bears can use simple tools to scratch themselves, reach high places or even open closed containers.
As for berries, that category technically also includes tomatoes, pumpins, bananas, hot peppers and cucumbers. It does not include cherries, strawberries or blackberries.
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant’s owner waited nervously for the clerics’ reaction.
“Quick, man,” he whispered to the waiter, “what did they say?”
“Nothing,” replied the waiter, “They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets.”
And the one that flew over the mountain maxed the SAT.
Take care, may joyous New York City daydreaming taxi driver Phramlut “In Dhaka I Not Have Sandwich Like One I Soon Eat When Gridlock Begin” Khatunord be with you, and gesundheit.
There is a problem with designing bear-proof trash containers for campsites as there is an overlap in intelligence between the smartest bears and the dumbest campers.
If the seeds are outside of the pulp (strawberries, blueberries, etc.) They are not berries. Seeds inside the pulp (tomatoes, watermelon, etc.) are berries.
pearlsbs 8 months ago
Before today I had never heard of the palmaris longus muscle. But I just verified that I do have it.
monkeysky 8 months ago
Some brown bears can use simple tools to scratch themselves, reach high places or even open closed containers.
As for berries, that category technically also includes tomatoes, pumpins, bananas, hot peppers and cucumbers. It does not include cherries, strawberries or blackberries.
Charlie Fogwhistle 8 months ago
This one’s right on point.
Designing bear-proof garbage cans is very hard.
There will always be a significant overlap between the smartest bears, and the dumbest people.
Charlie Fogwhistle 8 months ago
Authorities in Lake Tahoe are on the lookout for three bears that have collectively broken into more than 30 homes.
Current leads suggest that the bears’ location is somewhere in the goldilocks zone.
pearlsbs 8 months ago
Pumpkins are also berries.
Charlie Fogwhistle 8 months ago
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant’s owner waited nervously for the clerics’ reaction.
“Quick, man,” he whispered to the waiter, “what did they say?”
“Nothing,” replied the waiter, “They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets.”
For now.
jasonsnakelover 8 months ago
I like that honey cough medicine commercial where a bear opens up a window and starts talking to a girl.
therese_callahan2002 8 months ago
One is intelligent enough to tell humans only they can prevent wildfires.
therese_callahan2002 8 months ago
I can relate. I think of my daily agenda during my workouts.
khmo 8 months ago
Poor bears given the current human population
LongWong 8 months ago
Bears are not good at playing football.
LongWong 8 months ago
Hallie Berry is a ……
Huckleberry Hiroshima 8 months ago
And the one that flew over the mountain maxed the SAT.
Take care, may joyous New York City daydreaming taxi driver Phramlut “In Dhaka I Not Have Sandwich Like One I Soon Eat When Gridlock Begin” Khatunord be with you, and gesundheit.
e.groves 8 months ago
Be sure to read today’s Rubes. It’s about bears.
Will E. Makeit Premium Member 8 months ago
…then tell Chicago about how smart are da 2-4 Bears in drafting Trubisky second overall in 2017….
currysteph Premium Member 8 months ago
i thought pumpkins were Gords
tremaine53 8 months ago
Are bears fruits? Or vegetables?
billrobinsonmusic 8 months ago
https://www.gocomics.com/rubes/2022/10/16?ct=v&cti=807021
FassEddie 8 months ago
Check for your Palmaris Longus muscle today!
I still have mine! Whew!
FGWaiss 8 months ago
Re: the intelligence of bears. The Wiley bears are even smarter than that.
namelocdet 8 months ago
I believe that about bears. Especially after seeing a video of a bear opening a car door.
cactusbob333 8 months ago
I wonder if @gent knows he is smart as a monkey.
gozar 8 months ago
May Lord Robert Manners be with you as he is with me.
Captain Lord Robert Manners (6 February 1758 – 23 April 1782) was an officer of the Royal Navy and nobleman,
RonnieAThompson Premium Member 8 months ago
https://foodanswers.org/are-watermelons-berries/
https://www.plantgardener.com/watermelon-berry/
jmcenanly 8 months ago
There is a problem with designing bear-proof trash containers for campsites as there is an overlap in intelligence between the smartest bears and the dumbest campers.
schaefer jim 8 months ago
Wow I eat and love watermelons!
JanBic Premium Member 8 months ago
If the seeds are outside of the pulp (strawberries, blueberries, etc.) They are not berries. Seeds inside the pulp (tomatoes, watermelon, etc.) are berries.
pbr50138 7 months ago
To me, watermelons aren’t worth 1¢. MAJOR YUCK!!!
wwward1948 4 months ago
STRAW is also a berry…