Some brown bears can use simple tools to scratch themselves, reach high places or even open closed containers.
As for berries, that category technically also includes tomatoes, pumpins, bananas, hot peppers and cucumbers. It does not include cherries, strawberries or blackberries.
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant’s owner waited nervously for the clerics’ reaction.
“Quick, man,” he whispered to the waiter, “what did they say?”
“Nothing,” replied the waiter, “They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets.”
And the one that flew over the mountain maxed the SAT.
Take care, may joyous New York City daydreaming taxi driver Phramlut “In Dhaka I Not Have Sandwich Like One I Soon Eat When Gridlock Begin” Khatunord be with you, and gesundheit.
There is a problem with designing bear-proof trash containers for campsites as there is an overlap in intelligence between the smartest bears and the dumbest campers.
If the seeds are outside of the pulp (strawberries, blueberries, etc.) They are not berries. Seeds inside the pulp (tomatoes, watermelon, etc.) are berries.
pearlsbs over 1 year ago
Before today I had never heard of the palmaris longus muscle. But I just verified that I do have it.
monkeysky over 1 year ago
Some brown bears can use simple tools to scratch themselves, reach high places or even open closed containers.
As for berries, that category technically also includes tomatoes, pumpins, bananas, hot peppers and cucumbers. It does not include cherries, strawberries or blackberries.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 1 year ago
This one’s right on point.
Designing bear-proof garbage cans is very hard.
There will always be a significant overlap between the smartest bears, and the dumbest people.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 1 year ago
Authorities in Lake Tahoe are on the lookout for three bears that have collectively broken into more than 30 homes.
Current leads suggest that the bears’ location is somewhere in the goldilocks zone.
pearlsbs over 1 year ago
Pumpkins are also berries.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 1 year ago
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant’s owner waited nervously for the clerics’ reaction.
“Quick, man,” he whispered to the waiter, “what did they say?”
“Nothing,” replied the waiter, “They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets.”
For now.
jasonsnakelover over 1 year ago
I like that honey cough medicine commercial where a bear opens up a window and starts talking to a girl.
therese_callahan2002 over 1 year ago
One is intelligent enough to tell humans only they can prevent wildfires.
therese_callahan2002 over 1 year ago
I can relate. I think of my daily agenda during my workouts.
khmo over 1 year ago
Poor bears given the current human population
LongWong over 1 year ago
Bears are not good at playing football.
LongWong over 1 year ago
Hallie Berry is a ……
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
And the one that flew over the mountain maxed the SAT.
Take care, may joyous New York City daydreaming taxi driver Phramlut “In Dhaka I Not Have Sandwich Like One I Soon Eat When Gridlock Begin” Khatunord be with you, and gesundheit.
e.groves over 1 year ago
Be sure to read today’s Rubes. It’s about bears.
Will E. Makeit Premium Member over 1 year ago
…then tell Chicago about how smart are da 2-4 Bears in drafting Trubisky second overall in 2017….
currysteph Premium Member over 1 year ago
i thought pumpkins were Gords
tremaine53 over 1 year ago
Are bears fruits? Or vegetables?
billrobinsonmusic over 1 year ago
https://www.gocomics.com/rubes/2022/10/16?ct=v&cti=807021
FassEddie over 1 year ago
Check for your Palmaris Longus muscle today!
I still have mine! Whew!
FGWaiss over 1 year ago
Re: the intelligence of bears. The Wiley bears are even smarter than that.
namelocdet over 1 year ago
I believe that about bears. Especially after seeing a video of a bear opening a car door.
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
I wonder if @gent knows he is smart as a monkey.
gozar over 1 year ago
May Lord Robert Manners be with you as he is with me.
Captain Lord Robert Manners (6 February 1758 – 23 April 1782) was an officer of the Royal Navy and nobleman,
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 1 year ago
https://foodanswers.org/are-watermelons-berries/
https://www.plantgardener.com/watermelon-berry/
jmcenanly over 1 year ago
There is a problem with designing bear-proof trash containers for campsites as there is an overlap in intelligence between the smartest bears and the dumbest campers.
schaefer jim over 1 year ago
Wow I eat and love watermelons!
JanBic Premium Member over 1 year ago
If the seeds are outside of the pulp (strawberries, blueberries, etc.) They are not berries. Seeds inside the pulp (tomatoes, watermelon, etc.) are berries.
pbr50138 over 1 year ago
To me, watermelons aren’t worth 1¢. MAJOR YUCK!!!
wwward1948 over 1 year ago
STRAW is also a berry…