A plane filled with Hadassah ladies on their way to Israel crashes, and, of course, they all go to heaven.
“Oy,” says the welcoming angel, “there’s been a mistake. You were all supposed to live until 120, and we simply have no room here on such short notice. I’m afraid I’ll have to send you Downstairs for a few weeks until we build proper celestial abodes for you.”
The next day, answering the Heaven-Hell hotline, the welcoming angel receives a phone call from the Devil himself.
A plane filled with Hadassah ladies on their way to Israel crashes, and, of course, they all go to heaven.
“Oy,” says the welcoming angel, “there’s been a mistake. You were all supposed to live until 120, and we simply have no room here on such short notice. I’m afraid I’ll have to send you Downstairs for a few weeks until we build proper celestial abodes for you.”
The next day, answering the Heaven-Hell hotline, the welcoming angel receives a phone call from the Devil himself.
“Get them the Hell out of here!” roars Satan.
“Huh?” replies the angel. “Who?”
“Those blasted Hadassah ladies!” yells Satan. “Get ’em outta here!”
“Is something wrong?” asks the angel.
“Wrong?!? You bet your wings there’s something wrong!” shrieks the Devil.
“They’ve only been in Hell one day, and already they’ve raised $5 billion to air-condition this place!”